from the kerb
Best night ever
Everything is gone. Even my lighter and my deodorant. Those two were the whole evening for me and I was having so much fun with them, so that is the part that actually stings.
The rest I can take or leave. The sofa went first and it went beautifully. The colour was unbelievable, I have never seen the sky do that, and the entire street came out in dressing gowns to watch, which made it feel like a proper event.
Staff turned up fast, very professional, big red truck. Water pressure excellent. They kept asking whether I understood what had happened and I kept saying I was having a lovely time, and I do not think that landed.
Only note is that it ended. Would come again.








